Nation’s Women: ‘We’re Pregnant!’

WASHINGTON-In a surprising collective announcement that left the American public hugging and crying tears of joy, the nation's women declared Wednesday that they were pregnant, confirming en masse that it's yours."Our little blessing is due in October," the chorus of approximately 78 million women of reproductive age said in perfect unison, each gently placing a hand on her abdomen to call attention to the tiny baby bump just beginning to form. Isn't it wonderful? You're going to be such a great dad!"At press time, sources confirmed the nation's women had begun mentioning different names they liked and detailing plans to turn the spare room into a nursery.

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