Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It

ATHENS, GA-Noting that the dead body was far more handsome" than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed the casket she purchased this week still had a stock corpse inside. I get that they want to sell caskets, but it feels kind of dishonest to put these perfect dead bodies with their ideal facial features in there," Lundy said of the younger, physically fit corpse, which had a better haircut than her departed sibling. It's a nice place holder, I suppose, even though John was never this well groomed when alive. I'll admit this stock corpse is easing me into the grieving process." At press time, Lundy decided that she preferred the stock corpse and left it in the casket for the funeral.

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