TMZ Launches D.C. Bureau

TMZ, the tabloid news organization known for sensationalized celebrity gossip, has opened a Washington bureau and turned its sights on politicians. What do you think?

We've gone too long not knowing who Chuck Grassley canoodles with."

Giulia Ricci, Retired Diarist

Maybe they'll catch Trump saying something scandalous on camera."

Xander Anagnos, Gallery Sweeper

I've always wanted to see Stephen Miller's beach body."

Thomas Whitehorse, Automation Proponent

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