Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before

BURBANK, CA-Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like before. Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what might appeal to them," said Disney CEO Josh D'Amaro, who noted that the studio's upcoming slate featureda half dozen or sountitled Star Wars films that would continue the stories of characters that executives sure hoped were beloved, or at the very least well-known. We're kicking off this phase with next year'sStarfighter,starring Ryan Gosling, whoseems pretty popular,right? Fighting in space, that's a safe bet. We're excited to see what happens when we throw a bunch of shit at the wall and see which droids stick-and we can only assume fans will be too." D'Amaro went on to add, Just putting it out there: Chewbacca, but hehas, like, 10 lightsabers. Does that do anything for you?"

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