Article 754HW Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record

Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record

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A humanoid robot in Beijing finished a half marathon in 50 minutes and 26 seconds, about almost seven minutes faster than the human world record. What do you think?

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Soon we'll have robots that can take an entire vacation for me."

Spencer Potts, Cake Slicer
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This is why career experts are so down on distance running."

Patrick Mendoza, Game Recommender
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Can't wait for robots to free us from the drudgery of accomplishment."

Heidi Moss, Unemployed

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