Grindr To Host White House Correspondents Dinner Party

LGBTQ dating app Grindr will host its first-ever White House Correspondents dinner party on Friday night before the event. What do you think?

Finally, a chance to hobnob with the poppers lobbyists."

Curtis Lucero, Drink Freshener

Gay people eat dinner?"

Tamara Hunt, Carousel Operator

Thanks, but I'm looking for a more discreet gala"

Mason Solis, Systems Analyst

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