What To Know About Tariff Refunds

Following a Supreme Court ruling striking down Trump's tariffs, the administration has begun the process of allowing businesses to apply for refunds. Here's what you need to know about tariff refunds.

Q: Why did the Supreme Court rule against Trump's tariffs?

A: The cult of personality surrounding 1913 Secretary of State William Jennings Bryan.

Q: How does a business qualify for a refund?

A: They find a hair in their imported steel.

Q: Will consumers see any money from this?

A: Serious questions only, please.

Q: As a small business owner, how do I apply?

A: The Trump administration has created a dedicated new website specifically for losing your application.

Q: Will this lower retail prices?

A: Kroger executives have-shall we say-become accustomed to a certain lifestyle.

Q: How long will the refund process take?

A: Until everyone forgets about it.

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