U.S. Military To No Longer Require Flu Shots
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a directive lifting the requirement that U.S. service members receive the flu vaccine, citing medical autonomy." What do you think?

I hope the enemy will take the time to say bless you.'"
Alejandro Cortez, Paint Consultant

Well, we didn't recruit them to live."
Kara Lim, Chandelier Hanger

Some soldiers fight better with active diarrhea."
Shawn Camacho, Mailbox Stuffer
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