Scientist Accused Of Poisoning Colleague Who Got Promotion

A University of Wisconsin lab employee admitted to poisoning a coworker's water bottle with chloroform after the coworker received a promotion. What do you think?

That's just how you determine who's hearty enough for more responsibility."

Don Anderson, Haiku Publisher

Rookie move not poisoning yourself and blaming it on them."

Jesse Marlin, Grain Scooper

There's still so much we don't know about chloroform's effect on coworkers."

Bill Armstrong, Utensil Exporter

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