The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Clavicular

Influencer Braden Peters, better known as Clavicular, has generated controversy for his looksmaxxing" content. The Onion sat down with the streamer to discuss his views, methods, and aspirations.

The Onion: Do you consider your methods to be extreme?

Clavicular: I get called extreme, but no one blinks an eye when Ms. Rachel tells kids to smash their jaws with a hammer.

Is there anything you wouldn't do in the name of looksmaxxing?

I'm never getting rid of my tail.

Is the looksmaxxing community racist?

Absolutely not, but the racemaxxing community I'm part of definitely is.

How much testosterone have you taken today?

Well, I currently have six more testicles than I woke up with this morning.

Are you okay?

I'm actually pretty well-adjusted compared to most 20-year-old men.

What are some of the biggest problems facing today's young men?

Me.

What's next for you?

I might try becoming attractive to women.

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