James Comey Indicted Over Seashell Photo

The Justice Department indicted former FBI director James Comey a second time for posting a photo of seashells arranged in the shape of 86 47," which Trump and his allies insisted was a threat to get rid of the 47th president. What do you think?

If nothing else, he's radicalized several hermit crabs."

Thalia Knox, Buffet Overseer

If he wants to kill political opponents then he should just run for president."

Gordon Frazier, Chief Banjoist

It's about time the feds cracked down on cringe Instagram posts."

Matt Ware, Systems Analyst

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