GameStop Offers $56 Billion To Buy eBay

GameStop bid $56 billion to purchase eBay, hoping to challenge Amazon and other ecommerce platforms with the bold offer for a company with a market capitalization over four times greater than its own. What do you think?

I'm worried this could create a monopoly in the used-copies-of-Pikmin 4 market."

Ariel Donaldson, Lecture Booker

Paid in stock, coins, and any power gems they've collected."

Joe Stein, Truancy Investigator

Are they gonna accept that lowball?"

Elias Hail, Juice Bottler

The post GameStop Offers $56 Billion To Buy eBay appeared first on The Onion.