Karoline Leavitt Announces Birth Of Child

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt announced the birth of a baby girl in an Instagram post, saying her new daughter Viviana was perfect and healthy." What do you think?

My deepest condolences to that baby."

Colt Patterson, Chili Judge

Never let anyone tell you that you can't be both a mother and a scourge."

Giovanna Malaspina, Payroll Overhauler

That's one way to get the president to stop hitting on you."

Pedro Orozco, Systems Analyst

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