Passengers From Hantavirus-Stricken Cruise Ship Return Home

Passengers aboard the cruise ship at the epicenter of a deadly hantavirus outbreak have returned to their home countries, where they will be quarantined and monitored. What do you think?

I've never understood the appeal of going on a cruise and getting hantavirus."

Robin Arias, Refreshments Overseer

They should've remained isolated and been made to start their own boat civilization."

Hank Livingston, Coupon Clipper

We should throw them a party!"

Axel Trujillo, Shampoo Packager

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