Kash Patel Goes Snorkeling At Pearl Harbor Memorial

Emails revealed that FBI Director Kash Patel went on a VIP snorkel" excursion around the sunken Pearl Harbor battleship USS Arizona during an official trip to Hawaii last year, with the agency emphasizing that the outing was not meant as a vacation. What do you think?

It was a business snorkel."

Wanda Christensen, Meat Baster

When you drop an iPhone full of state secrets off the side of a boat, you really have no other choice."

Glenn Bales, Bottle Corker

Those who don't snorkel over history are bound to repeat it."

Enrico Varner, Whistle Shiner

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