Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended

EDMOND, OK-Saying she was now forced to totally reassess a person she had once held in the highest esteem,local woman Sara Vogler confirmed Monday thatherrespect for longtime friend Darci Strouse had plummeted after reading a book Strouse enthusiastically recommended. She said she's read thisfuckingbookadozentimes and that it had a huge influence on who she is as ahuman being," Vogler told reporters, adding thatthe book was so shockingly bad, she was nowsecond-guessing all the advice she had ever received from Strouse on work, relationships, or any other topic. There's not a single decent word in this thing, which, by the way, cost 35 bucks. Seriously, I don't even know if I want Darci in my life anymore, because anytime I see her, I'll just be remembering she said this unreadable piece of shit felt like it was written just for her. Honestly, the most insulting part is that she thought I'd really like it too. I mean, what the fuck does she think of me?" At press time, after telling Strouse she had enjoyed the book in order to spare her friend's feelings, Vogler was eagerly handed the next volume in the seven-part series.

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