The Iran War By The Numbers

Since the U.S. and Israel attacked Iran on Feb. 28, hostilities have escalated into naval blockades and threats from both sides that could spark a wider war. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the conflict.

10-20

Synonyms for boondoggle" journalists aren't allowed to use

8.6 million

Schoolchildren remaining in Iranian stockpiles

19-ish

Missiles U.S. will have left for next three decades of global conflicts

2104

Year the last Strait of Hormuz mine is discovered by a Carnival Cruise ship

3

Number of future generations that will fight this war

1

Number of blood clots it would take to end this all

The post The Iran War By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.