Democrats Release 2024 Election Autopsy

After months of mounting pressure, the Democratic National Committee released a draft of its 2024 election autopsy report, which fails to incorporate information from interviews with Biden or Harris and doesn't use the words Israel" or Gaza." What do you think?

In hindsight, trying to lose was a poor strategy."

Mike Carnevale, Mascot Trainer

Hopefully we can get an autopsy to figure out what went wrong with the autopsy."

Bruce Rossi, Sauce Thickener

Why dwell on the past when there are future elections to lose?"

Kay Gulino, Systems Analyst

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