Artist Profile: Kacey Musgraves

Kacey Musgraves has released Middle Of Nowhere, her seventh studio album. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the country star.

Genre: Sonically conservative, lyrically liberal

Twangitude: 2.5 Glen Campbells

How She Was Discovered In Nashville: Abandoned by bachelorette party

Awards And Achievements: 4 Grammys turned into bongs

Hair: Purebred Friesian

Biggest Rival: Sandy Cheeks

Holiday Albums: A Very Kacey Christmas, A High Horse Halloween, A Yeehaw Yom Kippur

Most Frequent Collaborator: Indica

Controversies: Selling non-size-inclusive dog bandanas

Why She Performs Barefoot: Keeps leaving shoes at bowling alley

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