Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories

MENLO PARK, CA-Expressing frustration about the frequent error hampering the overall user experience, Meta Glasses wearers worldwide confirmed Friday encountering a bug where they are able to see Mark Zuckerberg's memories. I was filming video of my road trip with my Meta Oakleys and all of a sudden I'm seeing the POV of someone throwing up their first beer in the bathroom of a New England prep school-it's a good thing I wasn't driving at the time or it could have been dangerous," said user Melanie Henderson, echoing the sentiments of hundreds of consumers who noted a persistent glitch where intimate personal events from the Meta founder's life would flash across the glasses without warning. I'll be in the middle of a run or just doing work around the house and the glasses will seem to be functioning normally but then, bam, I'm watching a pair of twins threaten me for stealing their company idea or witnessing Congress raking me over the coals for lying about child safety risks. It's really disorienting. I've tried everything: turning them off and back on again, updating thesoftware, fiddling with the batteries. Sometimes it seems to work but then I'll be, like, why does my husband look like a frowning Priscilla Chan shaking her head in disappointment? And I'll realize the glasses are totally glitching out again. You expect a less buggy product from such a huge tech company." When reached for comment, Meta promised to resolve the glitch as soon as possible as well as a bug thatcauses the glasses' speakers to constantly emit the sound of sobbing.

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