‘Fuck It, A Gig’s A Gig,’ Says Bruce Springsteen, Agreeing To Headline Freedom 250 Concert

COLTS NECK, NJ-Declaring that he wasn't about to turn down a fat check for shitting out some hits, rock icon Bruce Springsteen said, Fuck it, a gig's a gig," Monday as he agreed to headline the controversial Freedom 250 concert series on the National Mall in Washington, D.C. I may get some flack from the fans, but I can always win them back by expressing regret later on, some BS about being misled by the show's organizers," said Springsteen, adding that he simply couldn't say no to an all-expenses-paid trip that would get him the hell out of New Jersey for a night or two. Let's face it, it's just music, and Papa's gotta eat. So let's talk cashola, you know? I'll play anywhere that's gonna make my wallet happy, and it just so happens that President Trump is going to make it very happy indeed." Springsteen later clarified that, depending on the compensation, he'd be just as willing to perform at the inauguration for the next Democratic president as he would the inauguration for Donald Trump's third term.

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