Meta Launches Instagram Plus

Meta announced a new Instagram Plus subscription plan for $3.99, allowing extra features such as the ability to extend stories longer than 24 hours and see who rewatched users' stories. What do you think?

I don't really need any of those features, but Mark Zuckerberg looks like he could use a few bucks."

Maddy Diedricksen, Cracker Marketer

At long last, something worthy of my hard-earned $3.99."

Herbert Karpf, Wax Molder

I always thought my friendships were missing key analytics."

Levi Hall, Preservative Tester

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