Biggest Revelations From Jill Biden’s New Memoir

Jill Biden has released View From The East Wing, a memoir detailing her time as first lady of the United States. Here are the book's biggest revelations:

Knew from first time she met Joe that he had what it takes to become president, succumb to hubris, and be publicly humiliated

Would feed pieces of Secret Service member flesh under table to Major Biden

Raised agnostic, despite seeing her dad hit an angel with his truck

Taught English to help pay the outrageous White House rent

Regrets downplaying her husband's health issues after seeing him sneeze out his whole skeleton

Wouldn't say no to joint Netflix deal like one Barack and Michelle got

Couldn't help feeling relieved that Hunter's substance abuse distracted from her own harrowing meth addiction saga

Voted for Bernie twice

Expects to be single and primed for sexual journey within five years

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