Man Plans To Climb Mount Kilimanjaro For 90th Birthday

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An 89-year-old Los Angeles resident plans to climb Mount Kilimanjaro for his 90th birthday this summer, which would make him the oldest person to ever summit Africa's highest mountain. What do you think?

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Good luck keeping the birthday candles lit, idiot."

Jake Velasco, Paperwork Processor
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Is there anything the elderly can't plan?"

Desmond Isles, Chair Folder
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Aw, what's wrong? Too old for Everest?"

Tatiana Kowalska, Lip Piercer

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