The White House UFC Fight By The Numbers

On Sunday, the same day as President Trump's 80th birthday, the White House will host UFC Freedom 250 on the South Lawn. The Onion takes a look at the key facts and figures behind the unprecedented mixed martial arts event.

$1.2 million

Cost of restoring Thomas Jefferson's original Octagon

5

Drinks before shirtless Pete Hegseth tries to join fight

7

Times mixed martial arts mentioned in Bill of Rights

2

Future Supreme Court justices on fight card

.001%

Likelihood fighter walks out to the theme from Will And Grace

13

Average ring girl age

8

Times Pope Leo has declined to attend

20

Starved lions on hand if things get slow

3

Women

9

Scattered teeth that will be found during next year's White House Easter Egg Hunt

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