Taylor Swift Urges Travis Kelce To Whittle Down Trampolines On Registry To One

LEAWOOD, KS-Remarking that it seemed a tad excessive" to own more than a dozen of the recreational bouncing devices, pop star Taylor Swift reportedly urged fiance Travis Kelce on Thursday to whittle down the number of trampolines on their wedding registry to one.That's a lot of trampolines, babe, and you can really only bounce on one at a time," said Swift, who scrolled through the assortment of indoor and outdoor trampolines with a look of growing apprehension on her face as the Kansas City Chiefs tight end pleaded, Come on, babe, 13 trampolines-it's your favorite number!" Hmm, it looks like you added both the Jumpflex Hero and the Jumpflex Mega. Is there really a difference between the two? I get that making one floor of our house nothing but trampolines would be fun, but how often do you think we'd really use that? No, Trav, they can't be tax write-offs. That's not how that works... Okay, fine, but can you at least cut it down to three?"At press time, sources said Kelce was vehemently arguing that a bouncy house didn't count as a trampoline.

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