Study Finds iPhone Lowered Birth Rate

A new paper published by the National Bureau of Economic Research found that the release of the Apple iPhone in 2007 contributed to a decline in the birth rate, especially among teens and young adults. What do you think?

I just use Android and get abortions."

Alana Fowler, Roof Technician

My phone doesn't shit itself 10 times a day."

David Featherstone, Stable Sweeper

It's the 21st Century, man. Fucking's what my grandparents did."

Jeremy Wasyl, Cellophane Exporter

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