FDA Approves First New Sunscreen Ingredient In Over 25 Years

The Food and Drug Administration approved bemotrizinol, the first new sunscreen ingredient to be permitted since 1999, bringing the U.S. closer to other countries who have allowed the UV-blocking compound for decades. What do you think?

I'll stick with mud wallows, thank you very much."

Hilda Withiam, Horn Tuner

Thank God. My bemotrizinol dealer's apartment smells like wet dog."

Dominic Santos, Biscuit Slicer

We dare not provoke mighty Ra."

Walker Mulligan, Goat Wrangler

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