Article 76E1J Trump Invokes Defense Production Act To Boost Weapons Manufacturing

Trump Invokes Defense Production Act To Boost Weapons Manufacturing

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President Trump invoked the Defense Production Act to jumpstart the manufacture of munitions, an attempt to replenish weapon stockpiles that have been severely depleted in America's war with Iran. What do you think?

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Don't want to be underprepared for the next humiliation."

Rick Berol, Sash Embroiderer
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You can't rush the artistry of a handcrafted, artisanal 30,000-pound explosive."

Marc Halbritter, Capsule Excavator
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Mother of God, just how big are those screwworms?"

Vanessa Santiz, Brick Stacker

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