The Obama Presidential Center By The Numbers

After more than a decade of planning, the Barack Obama Presidential Center will open on June 19, 2026, in Chicago's Jackson Park, offering access to communal gathering spaces, an urban park, and historic archives. Here, The Onion explores the key facts and figures behind the iconic new attraction.

300

Hidden Michelles' for eagle-eyed visitors to find

7

Lightly salted almonds served as sole snack at center's cafe

15%

Ticket discount for former presidents

293 million

Guns on display that Obama took from American citizens

195

Child weight limit in pounds to enter Fruit and Vegetable Garden

18

Months until Trump adds his name

9.5 million

Hairs on taxidermied body of Bo Obama

5

False burial chambers underneath the complex to thwart thieves

65 million

Years since Obama walked the earth

8

Loose kakapo parrots that must surely have an explanation

5

Captive Romney boys in terrarium

48''

Minimum height for guests to ride the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act' roller coaster.

1

Lucky child who will inherit the museum if he survives the tour

3

Toilets, which, in hindsight, not enough

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