World’s Oldest Soccer Ball On Display In Miami

The oldest soccer ball in the world, believed to be 500 years old, will be on display for the first time in the United States, traveling all the way to Miami from Scotland. What do you think?

Cool, I'll check it out if everything else in Miami is closed."

Silas Wu, Safe Locker

An artifact of this age and importance should only be kicked by highly trained curators."

Eddie Razavi, Taco Assembler

To think that Pope Clement VII may have scored on Suleiman the Magnificent with that very ball."

Isabel Kesgin, Unemployed

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