Drone Network Used To Smuggle Contraband Into Prisons

The FBI announced charges alleging that a sophisticated network of drones were used to deliver weapons, cell phones, and drugs into 10 federal prisons. What do you think?

Love seeing inmates apply themselves and learn technical skills."

Lou Ayers, Beet Juicer

It's so nice to get a shiv delivered without having to talk to a human."

Cat Texeira, Systems Analyst

I can't believe they fit all that in a drone's ass."

Troy Rutley, Festivities Coordinator

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