Planned Parenthood Regains Federal Funding

Planned Parenthood regained access to federal funding for non-abortion care after a ban in the One Big Beautiful Bill Act was not renewed, the result of Republican legislative priorities being directed elsewhere. What do you think?

Jesus, do I need to blow up everything myself?"

Dillon Raver, Chalk Packager

Massive legislative incompetence takes away healthcare, massive legislative incompetence brings it back."

Tad Bardy, Solution Deployer

Good, my condom was starting to wear out."

Gabriella Mataya, Pudding Packager

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