French Heat Wave Kills Hundreds Of Thousands Of Chickens

A record heat wave in France has caused the deaths of an estimated several hundred thousand chickens, overwhelming the country's rendering plants. What do you think?

Is that worse than how they normally die?"

Irene Olenwine, Tablecloth Folder

I have a great recipe that calls for 100,000 chickens."

Dawson Breslin, Toaster Innovator

It's time for French chickens to rethink their longtime contempt for air conditioning."

Tyler McKenzie, Systems Analyst

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