Article 76XQF Turkish President Gives Handguns To NATO Leaders

Turkish President Gives Handguns To NATO Leaders

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To showcase his nation's defense industry, President Recep Tayyip Erdoan of Turkiye presented each NATO leader with a Turkish-made revolver engraved with their name, as well as six rounds of live ammunition. What do you think?

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Before giving a gift, you should always check to see if the recipient country already has 500 million of them."

Regina Sutton, Topiary Peddler
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The traditional gift for your 74th NATO anniversary is a hand grenade."

Darian Yaghi, Blueprint Approver
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Aw, man, seriously? He gave me socks."

Curtis Hinton, Hobby Consultant

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