Digested week: So long primary school, it’s going to be hard – for me | Emma Brockes

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It's the last week of school and, in our case, the last week of primary school, ever, which I thought wouldn't be a big deal but now we're here, I'm sliding off my axis about the cruel passage of time. It's not about my children, who can't wait to crack on, it's about me, me, me.