Argentina Recognizes Goldfish As Sentient Beings With Rights

An Argentine court recognized two goldfish rescued from a sushi restaurant aquarium in Buenos Aires as sentient beings with legal rights, marking a major milestone for animal welfare. What do you think?

I bet they were thrilled for a few seconds."

Billy Neiderman, Appliance Collector

They always have the best attorneys."

Matthias Oxenham, Retired Hobbyist

My kids are going to jail."

Leah Barrise, Horse Photographer

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