Political Profile: Todd Blanche

Amid concerns over a $1.8 billion fund to compensate Jan. 6 rioters and his handling of the Epstein files, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche faces an uphill confirmation battle for the permanent job. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the Trump nominee.

Current Position: The most available one

Legal Field: Crony law

Controversies: In progress

Net Worth: 3.2 slush funds

Connection To Epstein: Just a fan

Resting Face: Just found out daughter is dating a Black guy

Childhood Imaginary Friend: Mr. Waffles the Executioner

Catchphrase: Look out! It's the Bat!"

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