Trump Insists Frequent Naps Necessary To Protect U.S. Interests In Dreamland

WASHINGTON-Vehemently defending his controversial closed-eye moments, President Donald Trump insisted Monday that his frequent naps were necessary to protect U.S. interests in Dreamland. It may be hard to tell from where you're sitting, but trust me, I'm not taking it easy in Dreamland," said the 80-year-old Trump, who lashed out at reporters for asking questions about his recurrent, on-camera dozes. There are all kinds of security concerns, from Slumberville to Las Siestas, and I am doing everything in my power as president of the United States to monitor them very closely. These naps give me a crucial and direct line of communication to Sandman, who I need to speak with three to five times a day, at least. In fact, things have gotten so bad over there with the Freddy Krueger, I'm probably going to have to double my diplomatic visits." Trump went on to bash former President Barack Obama for not once going to Dreamland when he was in office, adding, And look where that got us."

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