Article 775FF JD, Usha Vance Welcome Baby Boy

JD, Usha Vance Welcome Baby Boy

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The Onion Staff
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Vice President JD Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance announced the birth of a baby boy, their fourth child and the first born to a sitting U.S. vice president in over 150 years. What do you think?

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Sounds like those two are getting serious."

Reed McNally, Campfire Tender
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Not as impressive as the time Hannibal Hamlin asexually reproduced while in office."

Perry Blatner, Lens Expert
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Great, just born and already living on government money."

Shayna Fauteux, Balloon Deflater

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