Campers Sickened By Mushroom-Laced Chocolate

Over a dozen children at a YMCA summer camp in New Jersey became ill after eating chocolate they were unaware was laced with psychedelic mushrooms. What do you think?

Chocolate has gotten so much more potent since I was young."

Andrew Wazir, Retired Disciplinarian

They probably spoiled their dinners, too."

Maddie Rieck, Synonym Provider

Those kids owe me 40 bucks."

Rex Keckler, Systems Analyst

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