Red Cross Warns Blood Supply Alarmingly Low

The American Red Cross warned that a critical shortage of blood could prevent those needing life-saving transfusions from getting them, urging donations from everyone eligible to give. What do you think?

Well I need clean piss, so maybe we can work something out."

Xavier Roach, Unemployed

Would a two-liter bottle of sweat help at all?"

Marshall Garibotte, Sound Synchronizer

Sorry, I need mine to carry oxygen from my lungs to the rest of my body."

Ellie Casper, Altitude Measurer

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