Oprah Announces Closure Of School For Girls In Africa

Oprah Winfrey announced that the school she founded for underprivileged girls in South Africa will close next year, ending operations after almost two decades. What do you think?

Recess forever!"

Dwight Hoffa, Flute Tuner

They must have run out of underprivileged girls to help."

Corinne Pitcher, Stoplight Designer

After 20 years, those girls should have graduated by now anyway."

Woodrow Page, Waffle Gourmand

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