Truth Social Begins Selling Advanced Access To Trump Posts

Truth Social launched a subscription service allowing Wall Street firms to gain advanced access to Trump's market-moving" posts, receiving them milliseconds before the general public. What do you think?

It's almost like you're right there in the bathroom with him!"

Johnny Nie, Cave Fumigator

I keep saying I need more of his tweets, faster, and at a greater cost to me and my family."

Gail Fletcher, Bill Stacker

I already learned this news four milliseconds ago."

Archie Zimmerman, Systems Analyst

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