Error'd: Time Wounds All Heels

Looked to the past for some time-traveling entries to round out a themed post. They're 25% fresh.

Robert apparently got a notification of a planned past delivery. It could be just a case of two systems that don't report different time zones, but even so, that's a wtf. Says he: "I just received an email from OnePlus this morning letting me know they have updated the planned delivery date for my order to Yesterday. I guess the delivery driver is going to time travel to get there on time since it still hasn't arrived."

Kinkster Ypsilon Omega was really turned on by a time-traveling hottie who posted a photo an hour before joining."(Heavily redacted screenshot.) Either Fetlife (a kink community website) isvery welcoming to time travelers, or allows new members toupload their profile picture. Because time handling code surely neverfails..."

ERIC P. shared a photo from 2023."My 2008 Ford has suddenly time-warped 1024 weeks into the past. GPS date roll-over bug. No updated firmware available. No way to set the calendar manually. No way to turn off the date display."

Marc Wurth"... just added a new RSS feed to my Netvibesdashboard (great tool otherwise, by the way). While it wasstill fetching the feed, it showed these peculiar crawling stats.Once fully loaded, it showed sane info, though." I'm curious about the specificity of 261 years.

Quite recently, an anonymous slightly flexed "Not only did I receive two parcels prior to theRoman conquest of Britain, but the date calculation for thecombined notification has then failed and returned the Unix epoch." For those who missedthe flex, dig Wikipedia: "Wardian London is considered to be the most expensive residentialdevelopment in East London." I guess they can afford professional time travelers.

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