Ariana Grande Takes Break From Public Life Amid ‘Endless Scrutiny’

Representatives of pop star and actress Ariana Grande announced she is taking a break from public life, citing endless, ongoing public scrutiny" of her health and physical appearance. What do you think?

I can't wait to scrutinize her comeback."

Jill Krieger, Mongoose Herder

I stopped going to the doctor for the exact same reason."

Kevin Ngo, Diamond Wearer

Disappearing's a brilliant way to end speculation about your health."

Mark Pollara, Unemployed

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