‘Do You Have Any Idea Who I Am?’ Jalen Brunson Shouts At Librarian Refusing To Move Him Up ‘Lonesome Dove’ Waitlist

NEW YORK-Slamming both hands on the circulation desk after learning he was 17th in line for Larry McMurtry's Pulitzer Prize-winning Western novel, Knicks star Jalen Brunson reportedly shouted, Do you have any idea who I am?" Monday at a librarian who refused to move him up the Lonesome Dove waitlist. Look, I am the NBA Finals MVP, I am a very big deal, and I have over one million dollars," said Brunson, explaining that he needed the book more than the other patrons because his book club met next weekend. No, I will not download the Libby app-I need to keep my phone free for texts and Google Maps. And don't tell me to check out a different book, because I've already read every other one: Dracula, Mr. Popper's Penguins, Famesick, all of them. I need Lonesome Dove, and I need it today. I'll even take the large-print copy for old people if necessary." At press time, sources confirmed Brunson was attempting to intimidate the librarian by quietly dribbling a basketball beside the returns bin.

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