‘Harry Potter’ Fans Force Relocation Of Undersea Cable To Avoid Fictional Elf’s Grave

Harry Potter fans forced the relocation of a multi-hundred million dollar undersea power cable they claimed would disturb the fake grave of the fictional house elf Dobby, the linkage now redirected to pass near actual Bronze Age human burial remains. What do you think?

I knew eventually something controversial would happen with Harry Potter."

Logan Finley, Diet Inventor

They couldn't relocate it through a shelter for trans youth?"

Giovina Bianchi, Towel Folder

Those geeks are gonna hate the parking garage I'm building over ALF's tomb."

Ian Perry, Corporate Motivator

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