Article 77T06 Golfer Resigns From Club After Faking Hole-In-One

Golfer Resigns From Club After Faking Hole-In-One

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Golfer Zach Holland resigned from WingHaven Country Club after faking a hole-in-one at a membership event, admitting fault after a video of the incident went viral. What do you think?

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A country club is no place for a status-seeking phony."

Pete Hyslop, Pan Scraper
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I can't think of a worse punishment than playing golf."

Austin Schug, Window Froster
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His behind the back swing did feel a little implausible."

Juno Davis, Shirt Buttoner

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