U.S. Lobbying Against Global Plastic Limits

A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?

It doesn't matter what they do, the papier-mache revolution is imminent."

Trent Stensby, Systems Analyst

Plastic is a vital resource for a thriving landfill."

Scarlet McCollum, Bookmark Manufacturer

If plastic is so bad then why is it in my blood?"

Joseph Fogliani, Bin Filler

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